The holidays are an especially sensitive and perhaps even fractious time for everyone. Staunchly anti-holiday folks find themselves relentlessly bombarded with a deluge of violent images of merriment—both religious and commercial in nature—and hostile reminders from literally everyone that if they aren’t partaking in the festivities, they’re fucking Satan reincarnate. Avid holidayers find themselves constantly and exhaustingly trying to keep up with the demands of outdoing th